There's the "Scottish fold" breed of cats. Expensive. They have their ears cutely bent forward as if they were permanently scared and needy, which causes the release of oxytocin in people who lack that thing that by mere convention we are forced to say does not exist: love.
Super selection today - well, as always! Good coffee Monday morning Rat and readers.
There's the "Scottish fold" breed of cats. Expensive. They have their ears cutely bent forward as if they were permanently scared and needy, which causes the release of oxytocin in people who lack that thing that by mere convention we are forced to say does not exist: love.
Amazingly, people pay lotsa money to feel L.O.V.E. as described in this song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5srMLFsnedM
But for much cheaper than a stupid and defective cat, we can get good quality coffee and feel something better than love: untrammeled drivenness.
Love the 2,000 dollar cat!!!!
Get up! We have shit to do!
Rat's Ridiculously Caffeinated Monday Memerey
Our household recently switched from coffeemaker to french press. I struggle.
The press takes fifteen minutes to make the best coffee you ever tasted; fifteen minutes!
Thankfully, my pre-caffeine fugue is thick as a brick, and the time passes thus, thus.
Great memes, love it
I shared it
https://memeriver.substack.com/p/2026-07-27-wake-up-call-2026-07-27-9-34-am