Random Russian Memes #9
Translated
Good time of day, humans!
This is our regular serving of Russian memes. (Well, it’s been missing for two months. I’ll work harder. Hopefully.)
Enjoy!
— I have an invisible box
— Wow! Gimme it for a moment
— Now it’s my invisible box
— I want it back
— Next year is a Year of the Horse?
— The horse of of which of the four horsemen?
Someone: soon, things will turn around, and the puzzle of your life will fall into places as it should
The puzzle of my life right now:
This year, everyone gets the same gift
This is magnesium on its way to help my nervous system
Archaeologists have unearthed 10th century tools. Already in the 10th century people were burying tools to avoid working
— Why are you demanding such a high salary while not having adequate experience?
— Work is much harder though when you don’t know what to do
Never ask a man his salary
Woman her age
Leaders of proletariat how many hours have they worked at a factory
— But you’re in fact a real man? Say something in masculine!
— We’ll see
When you buy female and male shampoos so that they start procreating and supply you with shampoo for life
I’m living like in a fairy tale
But it’s German folk lore
No, I won’t come in time














Shampoo Rat for the win!
Today's Winner: GERMAN FOLKLORE 🤣