Random Russian Memes #9

Translated

Good time of day, humans!

This is our regular serving of Russian memes. (Well, it’s been missing for two months. I’ll work harder. Hopefully.)

Enjoy!

from yaplakal.com

— I have an invisible box
— Wow! Gimme it for a moment
— Now it’s my invisible box
— I want it back

from https://x.com/lattebriK

— Next year is a Year of the Horse?
— The horse of of which of the four horsemen?

from anekdot.ru

Someone: soon, things will turn around, and the puzzle of your life will fall into places as it should
The puzzle of my life right now:

from https://x.com/ssnows123456780

This year, everyone gets the same gift

from https://x.com/Gribanov

This is magnesium on its way to help my nervous system

from https://x.com/Ellienoise2

Archaeologists have unearthed 10th century tools. Already in the 10th century people were burying tools to avoid working

from https://x.com/NumberOneU

— Why are you demanding such a high salary while not having adequate experience?
— Work is much harder though when you don’t know what to do

from https://x.com/ssnows123456780

Never ask a man his salary
Woman her age
Leaders of proletariat how many hours have they worked at a factory

from https://x.com/s_baskak

— But you’re in fact a real man? Say something in masculine!
— We’ll see

from https://x.com/dran_nick

When you buy female and male shampoos so that they start procreating and supply you with shampoo for life

from https://x.com/juliamayko

I’m living like in a fairy tale
But it’s German folk lore

from https://x.com/Gribanov

No, I won’t come in time

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