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Ol' Doc Skepsis's avatar

Today's Winner: TADPOLES 🤣

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INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

And look at the ingredients of bacon. Should bacon not only contain bacon? why does it need sugar and maple syrup? And then they tell you bacon is fattening !

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Bill Bradford's avatar

The company is from Vermont. Literally EVERY Vermont food product has maple syrup in it!

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Rat's avatar

Perhaps maple syrup is slightly better than HFCS; but anyway, it's the dose that makes the poison.

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Bill Bradford's avatar

Maple syrup is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy, Rat.....HFCS is proof that Satan loves us and wants us, too....

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Timothy Andrew Staples/pop122's avatar

Love this definition of love.

Literally, the real difference between 'natural' and 'processed' is the source of the 'love'!

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Stone Bryson's avatar

OMG absolutely stellar meme-drop, Rat.

That bacon one, though... timeless! :-)

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Eliza Parker's avatar

My Mom doesn’t know how to cook bacon! Lol My Dad always cooks breakfast. Once, when I had just had a baby she was staying with us and offered to cook breakfast. She was cooking bacon and she shouted to me, “honey look I’m cooking bacon! I’m cooking bacon!!” She was so excited. I looked at the pan and told her she better take it out before it overcooked. Yup, she burned it all. My husband was so irritated. He couldn’t believe she burned all the bacon! We raise our own pigs, most people don’t realize you only get 12-15 pounds of bacon off of a single pig. Bacon is very dear to us. We’ve never trusted her again with breakfast.

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Tardigrade's avatar

I previously posted a Fig 1/Fig 2 meme, but the addition of Table 1 is brilliant.

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Harry Mathis's avatar

👍👍

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Craving Ratio's avatar

Wish I could just go back to watching shadows on the cave wall sometimes.

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Timothy Andrew Staples/pop122's avatar

We're all winners of life's lottery.

Tadpoles, not so much.

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