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Dog food is getting expensive! Hahaha!

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Sep 17Liked by Rat

Thanks for these!

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It's called gross pay because your disgusting evil employer works for free for disgusting evil tax authorities stealing from you. You should look at other ways of being compensated. Working for collaborators isn't going to change.

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Sept 17, 2024,

Dear Mr. DoG,

I must request the Original photo of Spanx hiding in Earl’s Pond to be overnighted to the TechServ department of the Springfield PD. It is evidence we sorrowfully need.

While Spanx was indeed, casting lovely platitudes at passing strangers, his life was abruptly snuffed out by hungry foreign ruffians. There are no Spanx molecules at the alleged crime scene. All we could find were nasty gangs of cat ladies driving a large mobile chipper out toward the parking lot.

They must have been cleaning up tree parts. Go Cat Ladies!!

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