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My coffee "mug" is a two-cup measuring cup in pyrex. Why? The store didn't have any 3-cup measuring cups.

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Jun 17Liked by Rat

That was a powerful collection of coffee goodness. I love coffee spelled backwards, along with the fact that Godzilla doesn’t give EEFFOC, as needs his morning fix before he even considers anything involving his iconic death breath. Too funny….

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Today was hard. I woke up struggling to breathe...a relatively common occurrence with stress of the world and my private life. Anyway, got the coffee going...of course it makes me buzz hard and regret drinking it at some point. Then I just guzzle some good water. How are we going to make it? HOW can we fight against the big monsters???? Love you all.

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I just finished watching my first Godzilla movie, "Godzilla Minus One" while I was drinking some coffee this morning. Unfortunately, Godzy wasn't. Be he still kicked the crap out of the Japanese until they figured out how to kill him (until at least the next chapter comes around). I can't imagine what he would have done if he had drank some morning coffee. Would China be next?

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Which is the better morning response to someone who wants to seriously talk?

Shut up, I'm not awake yet.

If you didn't bring coffee, shut up.

Oh please, let me have my coffee to wake up first. Otherwise...

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