Random Russian Memes
Translated, with some comments
Good time of day, humans!
This is a small rat’s nest of Russian memes. Not intended to be a representative sample of Russian humor (parts of which are often impossible to translate).
PSA: above average concentration of cats.
Enjoy!
Bad omen
Very bad omen
[Members of parliament adopted a new law]
The worst omen
Don’t put off to tomorrow
What can be done today
Tomorrow they may ban it
Use another door to exit
If you exit here, you’ll be attacked by a goose
Some problems seem to be universal.
THE BEST GIFT FOR A VEGAN
Winkle out your own eyes
I have feelings, too!
I saw what you did to carrot[s]!
Pour salt on your ass, leatherbag bastard!
— How much are your cucumbers?
— 200.
— You can shove them up your ass for that money
— I can’t, there already are apples for 600 and tomatoes for 350
How to lose 2500 kilocalories in your sleep
GIRLS WITH A TIME MACHINE
— you are my favorite dinosaur
— *indifferent grunting*
ANTHROPOMORPHIC RAVEN WITH A TIME MACHINE
— you are my favorite extinct mammal
— thanks... wait, what the f*ck…
— Get in, we’re going to have a ride :)
— Maybe let’s just snatch the stereo
— Holy f*ck what’s going on?
— No placies [available]
— Go awey, Jack
Cat memes have their own misspelling traditions. They’re impossible to reproduce accurately, but I can try.
Paranoid optimist
The world is plotting something wonderful against me
Success is lurking around every corner
Love is planning to kidnap me
Luck is pursuing me everywhere
Happiness always follows on my heels
The bunny pictured above is from Well, Just You Wait!, the most popular Russian animated series of all time.
— Thomas, I’m mildly concerned about the stock market meltdown
— William, but we’re cats
— Excellent
Every time you like this kitty
one random person falls from an e-scooter
:)
It’s almost as if the Russians are people with a sense of humor.
Not sure what it says about me that I found a few of these very funny. But the, I've always loved humor that's sarcastic, dark, ironic. The list of oxymorons (started with "Paranoid Optimist") is delicious.