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Ohio Barbarian's avatar

It’s almost as if the Russians are people with a sense of humor.

INGRID C DURDEN's avatar

we probably would get along just fine. better than with Dems.

Opmerker's avatar

Not sure what it says about me that I found a few of these very funny. But the, I've always loved humor that's sarcastic, dark, ironic. The list of oxymorons (started with "Paranoid Optimist") is delicious.

Rat's avatar

Well, my picks probably score above average in absurdity. :)

Tereza Coraggio's avatar

Paranoid Optimists inverts the Apocaloptimists that a bunch of us women Substackers use for our Zoom call club. It's when you know the world's going to hell but you still think it's going to be okay.

But nothing is a snidely sweet as that "Every time you like this cat, a random person falls off an e-bike" Hahaha (oh I'm so ashamed of laughing!)

Lightning Strikes Twice's avatar

They’re reinventing Tolstoy.

Kerry's avatar

These were great! Thanks for sharing them!

Tereza Coraggio's avatar

Oh how I loved these! I didn't realize you were Russian but I suspected you came from somewhere with a sense of humor and irreverent culture.

Rat's avatar

Technically I'm not :) I just happen to speak Russian with a terrible accent.

Timothy Andrew Staples/pop122's avatar

Very open-minded of you, Rat.

Your friend,

Cat

Stone Bryson's avatar

With recent events, I feel that goose drop in my soul... 😁

Great collection! Nice to see a Russian slice of humor...

Mark Alexander's avatar

Those were great, and they really tested my 50-year-old knowledge of Russian. I can read and pronounce the words but I don't know what most of them mean any more.

The one with the kitten has this word: лайкаешь . That seems weird. Is it a Russianization of the word "like" as used on Faceborg?

Rat's avatar

Yes. Contemporary Russian slang contains plenty of awkward anglicisms.

Mark Alexander's avatar

Interesting. It's like a reversal of the slang in "A Clockwork Orange".

Tardigrade's avatar

Last one is the best!

E-bike is great too.

Ol' Doc Skepsis's avatar

Today's Winner: paranoid optimist 😃