Random Russian Memes #10

Translated, with some comments

Good time of day, humans!

This is our regular serving of Russian memes.

from https://x.com/kotatesk

Me, driving out into meme fields early in the morning to harvest fresh memes for my friends:

from https://x.com/ElectroUral

— Who’s the first in line there? Can you build a route not into snow?
— IDK, perhaps snow got stuck in his lidar or the ping is high, LOL
— Really tired of spinning my wheels in vain, my battery is getting low
— Oh, do you care though? A leatherbag with a shovel will come and dig us out
— I’m a cybernetic delivery bot. Oh God, how good am I, how powerful are my algorithms!

Note: this is a parody of the classic “Wolf pack in snow” meme.

from https://x.com/DantesDmitriy

Humans are very complicated, they do things dogs are unable to understand
For example, invading Poland

from https://x.com/lattebriK

but indeed someone, right now, studies international law in a university…

from https://x.com/Patroclus248

Parents: “Save money for the future"!”
The future:

from https://x.com/Gribanov

Hard times raise real estate prices
Strong people raise real estate prices
Good times raise real estate prices
Weak people raise real estate prices

from https://x.com/juliamayko

MY SUCCESS STORY
— Does he know we’re rainworms?

from https://x.com/yaplakalcom

— Today I understood what the adult life is. It’s when you’re out of something the whole time
— And you need to wash something the whole time
— And you’re out of detergent

from https://x.com/DantesDmitriy

WHY
life is so paid

from anekdot.ru

…well, and she be like: maybe let’s go out somewhere? me: where do you want to go? she: a fish restaurant, for example. understand? a fish fucking restaurant

from https://x.com/steppentiger

I’m still functioning,
but how — [is a] mystery

from https://x.com/NumberOneU

When you’re sad and have no one to drink with, turn the microwave sideways

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