Random Russian Memes #13

Translated, with some comments

Good time of day, humans!

This is our regular serving of Russian memes.

from https://x.com/sphere_homotopy

— I’m Alice
— I’m Bob
— And I’m Eve

from https://x.com/Nickro666

— who’s a good boy?
— I don’t know, no one knows, the government is hiding it from us, we’re all very scared around here

from https://x.com/ssnows123456780

TYRANNO-SAURUS
— what kinda allusions are these?!
LEGITIMATO-ELECTO-SAURUS
— so much better

from https://x.com/DantesDmitriy

I woke up
Thought of cheese
Ate some cheese
It’s bedtime

from https://x.com/drunktwi

MY WORK SCHEDULE
Project stages
· Denial
· Anger
· Bargaining
· Depression
· Acceptance
· Saturday
· Sunday
And so on every week

from https://x.com/ptnhlo4vr

«Alcohol and socialism are incompatible!»
And then there was no socialism…

from https://x.com/nauka_i

Just wanted to split a nut
Got carried away somehow

from https://x.com/Patroclus248

— Excuse me, do you have a slim charger for Nokia?
— We only have Micro-USB on our ship

from https://x.com/ptnhlo4vr

Acccording to scientists’ estimates, 90% of humans simulated evolution

from https://x.com/pretizor

— You’re so great and smart! Me and you, we make an excellent team

from https://x.com/drunktwi

— Tell me, are you good at teamwork?
— No
— Does that mean you’re a lone wolf?
— No, I’m bad at working under any circumstances

from https://x.com/l004ik

— if Sartre believed that a human is condemned to be free, but being condemned implies an absence of choice, does it mean that true freedom is when you have no choice? or
— ****** ******* ***** ****ing ice

It’s pure profanity in the last line.

from https://x.com/pretizor

— Disgusting. Got more?

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