Random Russian Memes #11
Translated, with some comments
Good time of day, humans!
This is our regular serving of Russian memes.
— Man, we’re not going to abduct you, leave us alone!
— Guys, please, I can’t carry on anymore
— For a week at least
Beware an angry dog reality
All animals are equal but some animals
ARE SICK AND TIRED
…or maybe ‘FED THE FUCK UP’ to match the vulgarity of the original.
— You’re a KGB agent
— No, you are
— No, you are
On a side note, the last frame is snatched from a drawing by the Russian artist who goes by the nom de plume of Vasya Lozhkin.
Damn, after all I shouldn’t have trusted when they said the test was anonymous
— Thus, the ban on pockets has led to a sharp decrease in pickpocketing crime
Guys, never take photos of yourself with a blank sheet of paper, or some Twitter user will write some nonsense on it
I hate my job!
New package of measures to support small and medium businesses
Пакет is both used colloquially to mean ‘plastic bag’ and in bureaucratese to mean ‘suite of legislation’/’omnibus’/etc.
It’s alright, I’m hanging on, working
HOW TO
train a dog properly
When in the middle of an attack you remember you forgot to feed your cat
Congratulations, you were scrolling so eagerly and so deeply you met Balrog
Russian dogs and cats seem to function quite the same as anywhere else, whereas the traffic light seems to be doing a marvellous job! Yes, some jokes are impossible to translate! Every language has its own jokes. Great selection, always nice to see what other people find funny.
The one with the KGB agent is good.